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  1. says:

    One star for unintentional comedy And that is all

  2. says:

    WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN??? This has to be one of the WORST books ever written Everything in this book annoyed me It was terrible in every way badly thought out plot hypocritically religious with really and I mean really shallow characters Did I mention it is was a hypocritical book? Can I emphasis on hypocritical? I'm not even a Catholic But this book it just ARGGHHHIt is so frustrating I cannot describe it in words To be honest it was the Catholic's version of Twilight I felt like the author copy and pasted Twilight than changed everyone's nameCheesy love stupid damsel in distress unrealistic boyfriend and an awkward projection of God? and purgatoryheavenhell?Its gets on my nerves that the author started writing this book with a strange and rigidly religious sense and at the same time be so SO narrow minded about everything Her religious viewsobserved through her book are based off artificial foundations Hey hate to break it to you Adornetto but life is not based on how good looking you areThe characters are all shallowso so shallow It makes me sad I didn't even bother to learn the name of any of the characters My first impression of the book after the 2nd chapter? I can't believe this was published GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST WRITING THIS REVIEW IS GETTING ME WORKED UPIf I ever get the chance I'm going to shove Alexandra Adornetto into a hole and cement it shut so that she will never again make garbage Sigh I'm not even a religious personOH I'm also pretty sure an angel would be sent to an improvished town and help the poor All the main character does is go to a private prep school and walk down the beach to eyeball hot guys I mean I don't find anything wrong at staring at hot guys HECK I do it all the time But the main character is a freaking ANGEL AN ANGEL Doesn't she have angel duties to attend to? Like I dunno help humanity? Save a hobo? Feed starving children??? Instead of going to a private school for the wealthy and date really rich kids Why are you attending a rich private school where people can feed themselves?? In the book why are an Angel's only capable ability is charity work and community service? I mean really I am 100% positive angels are NOT that lame As a simple observation I also noticed that this book was aimed towards white people Maybe because I am not a white person Asian and proud I feel obligated to point out that everyone in the story was WHITE All the angels the boyfriend any relevant character was white Maybe the author thinks that god is white isn't religion open for every race? I felt like the book had a double meaning for white supremacyI see white people It was a dry hard to read un refreshing love story mixed in with hypocritical religious viewsThe only redeeming uality of this book was the front of it But like the old saying never trust a book by it's cover Halo might of had a pretty cover but DAYUM Everything inside is vile putrid Twilight wannabe In conclusionI HATED every single thing in this book with a passion that burns like a thousand suns After I read it I wanted to wash out my eyes with lemon juice and toilet water I don't recommend it Save your time and read something else DO NOT READ

  3. says:

    Reading this book was like watching Sinbad or Atlantis or any other one of those rubbish Disney movies that wanted to be like their original Princess classics but also new and fresh and imaginativeIt's lame It wants to be classic and awesome but also new and different and I use the word different with all the superiorly uasi amusement of someone trying to praise a child and has nothing positive to say Yes Jenny I see that you've put glue in your hair That's sodifferentThe problem is that it utterly fails at new and different Supernatural creature human Twue loffExcept when the supernatural creature is the chick and she still manages to be lamer than Bella Swan I call dibs on throwing popcorn or bomb infused popcorn depending on my moodTo be honest I could go on about the many mistakes I saw within the first few chapters before I tossed the book out and decided I HAVE A LIFE DAMNIT Wait so Gabriel who is not THE archangel Gabriel is a few centuries old yet later you tell us he was there for the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah? Dude that's not a few centuries old that's several thousand years old I could talk about the writing or the I'M A CHARACTER style of characterization But really what's the point? It was written by a teenager who's only just barely drinking her first shots of passion pop That's like taking potshots at a toddler because he doesn't draw inside the lines She'll hopefully grow and learn and get better Besides I'm not even the target audience This book is CLEARLY geared toward the kind of teenage girls who WANT to be helpless and taken care of and protected and cherished Well I'm not a girl I'm a woman and I'm not interested in reading about pretty little princesses who would trip over their own billowing hemline if the charming hero wasn't around to rescue them dashingly may I addSo I'm not going to tear into it and lose my temper and imagine that with each punchy sentence and angry jab I'm stabbing the author in the face No I'm going to do what I do when any other child proudly shows me their work with a big corny grin I won't lie but I won't be mean either The cover art is lovely Adornetto and I really like how you managed to get all the print onto the pageSo there you are No supermean review Seriously She's a teenage girl Sure the book pretty much sucks beyond all reckoning but I like to think I'm adult enough to give her a pat on the head tell her to go play with the other kids while I talk to the adultsBut that doesn't mean I want to spend money on this shit

  4. says:

    Honestly I think when I read this book my brain cells died a little bit First of all Bethany is a total idiot and is so clueless that I don't know how she even remembered to breathe when she woke up every morning Bethany wakes up in the morning and starts turning blue and thinks ohhhh what am I supposed to do? It's really important Me yes Die Bethany die Bethany body begins to spasm as it's deprived of air it's on the tip of my tongue Me No you don't It's all a dream; you don't need anythingBethany Oh yeah I remember Breatheor whatever body takes a huge racking breathMe Awwww dammitThat's not even an over exaggeration people; this is one idiot narrator She doesn't even know what freaking toothpaste is for or how to even brush her teeth And her boyfriend has to remind her to drink water because she can't possibly remember that herself Then to add insult to injury every other page she gets those cramps in her chest whenever she's far away from her hubby You know what those pains really are Bethany? I'm not really sorry to inform you but those pains in your chest are than likely mini heart attacks that will lead to one major one that ends your pathetic life So you should probably go to the hospital tomorrow as long as you remember to breathe next morning and don't die that way first Please just die And what the hell pun half intended is up with the name Bethany? Even her lust love interest Xavier has a angelic name than she does I honestly don't think it's that hard to come up with a angelic name than that anything than that It took me about two seconds to go online type angelic names and find these names of some actual female angels although some debate whether female angels exist but just for argument's sake lets assume that there is1 Anahita2 Anauel3 Ananchel4 Barbelo5 Bath Kol6 GazardielWasn't that easy folksNow I understand that if you enrolled into a normal 21st century school with a name like Bath Kol Barbelo or Anahita that you would be given many stares and probably wouldn't be best if you're trying to stay under the radar gag and change it to a common name like Bethany Sadly Bethany never says she has a different name and that's what she was given by God so obviously Adornetto didn't have the foresight to think that up I guess the poor guy upstairs has just been around too long to care about what he names his angels who just aren't that important anyways right?GahWhile we're talking about upstairs may I just say that Adornetto failed in describing it and the angels who I guess floated around up there From what I've read in the Bible whenever people meet angels and see their true forms they are completely totally and utterly terrified and the angels have to calm them down The way Adornetto describes them as big floating balls of light or essence or whatever isn't exactly terrifying If an angel came down from heaven whose name was Bert and said do not be afraid as a big ball of light I'd probably snigger and then one of my younger cousins would think it's a huge firefly and trap it in a jar Then I'd have to tell the poor fella to let Bert go because he has important angelic things to do like watch himself glowHey guys Bert's back to playComing back to how she described Heaven I guess you could say like the lack of description Yay a lot of puffy clouds so it must be Heaven Her description of it reminds me of my little sister We have a town near us that ends in haven but my sister being only five thought it said heaven so whenever we got close to the sign of it on the highway she'd go are we in heaven yet? Now we'd all say awwww because it was freaking adorable but we know it's wrong That's how it is with Adornetto; it's kind of cute that she tried not even nearly as adorable as my sister but she just missed the mark By a mile See even the puppy agrees with me It's just a no Adornetto You can't argue with the cuteWhile we're still on the topic of Adornetto's heaven I'd honestly be pretty scared if Bethany was my guide to Heaven since that's what she describes her job as She'd probably pick up my little ball of light and let it slip through her fingers and I'd fall back through clouds That's probably why she got sent down to Earth to find all of the little balls of light that she dropped the klutzYeah I kind of hate this chick Since we're on the whole mission subject there's one big thing that I don't understand why on Heaven and hell and Earth above would God send one of the highest Archangels Gabriel to a sleepy little costal town when according to them this is only a slightly important place and there are much bigger battles being fought around the world? Throughout history there is one main constant during war you send your best men to the most important spots of battle because the big battles like Normandy Gettysburg Stalingrad and so on are the fights that can be the turning point of the war You just do not send someone with the strength like Gabriel supposedly has to somewhere like that And he didn't even do anything He just learned to be a human How does learning to be a human have anything to do with saving the world from darkness exactly I mean if that's all it took I could just learn to slither around like a snake be high and mighty like a cat totally ignorant to the what's going on around like a dog and become the President of the United States Oh wait But anywaysthat's not good battle strategy and shows what little sense that Adornetto has I take that back; she has no sense at all Another proof of her having no sense is the whole stinking ending I mean wow howzomg amazing Their lurve is so high for each other that it burns so bright through Bethany that it saves the day She couldn't have done it without him who is supposedly a normal human and she obviously couldn't escape the bonds herself because only twu lurve conuers allexcuse me while I go throw up all of that garbageOkay Bethany is all weak for a little while because of her new human body because balls of light are so strong too but you can only use that excuse for so long and by the time she's kidnapped I think she should have at least been able to break out of them herself Sadly that's not what happened because according to Adornetto that would make Bethany seem too strong and girls aren't able to do anything not even think without a big capable guy like Xavier by her side That's too much feminism for her Not even Gabriel could have done it who is higher up in the ladder in Heaven than Jake Thorn is in Hell only Xavier could our loser hewo It just annoyed me so badly I think I screamed when it was over out of sheer frustrationThis uote from the synopsis really bothered me especially one specific part They must work hard to conceal their luminous glow superhuman powers and most dangerous of all their wings all the while avoiding all human attachmentsCan you guess it?If you guessed luminous glow you're right I understand that they might have to slightly strain themselves to hide the rest heck if I was an angel I'd probably have a mini romance with my gorgeous wings but their luminescence? Unless they have no self control I don't think it's that hard to hide light They'd be and they were pretty awful undercover agents if they can't snuff out a simple light It's not like in Unearthly which is everything Halo isn't where she can't tell when she's going to suddenly burst into light these guys in Halo just have a soft cutsey little light that shouldn't reuire that much strain; they're heavenly beings they should probably have enough control if they were picked for thisAnd don't even get my started on the avoiding all human attachments part If you can't tell from the rest of my review; that's the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever heard Ugh Curse stupid plots that don't make any senseXavier and Bethany's love was what really got me You meet the guy one time on the beach and you talk to him a couple times inout of school and that automatically ualifies him as someone who is trustworthy enough to show him your true identity and is your one twu love Since Adornetto once again didn't study up on angelic lore I'll fill you guys inIf you're an angel God is your one and only love and if you even get slight feelings for anyone else well God is a jealous dude and will banish your sorry ass from Heaven for the rest of your existence So in all actuality the very second that Bethany even felt the teeny tiniest feelings of like or love for Xavier God would have stripped her of her wings and banished her Then Bethany would have had to spend the rest of eternity pouting and not realizing why she did what she did was so like wrong I guess not even the big man upstairs wanted to curse Earth with that and just let her do whatever the hell she wanted even reveal her true identity to Xavier If God gave her a name like Bethany he's probably too busy with the rest of the Berts and Jim Bobs getting trapped in jars around the Earth to notice such a huge infractionI think I'm going to be sick againI have a uestion Why were all of the angels in this story only white? It kind of reminds me of how many churches and television shows picture Jesus as a white man If I remember correctly from the Bible he was born in Bethlehem Jerusalem and whether or not you believe he was Christ just a prophet a crazy person or someone that never even existed if he had been born in that region of the world he definitely wasn't white He would have had much darker skin and pretty much what you see when you look at your average middle eastern man today The only reason he went all Michael Jackson when you see pictures and such of him now is the church and the racist sentiments of people during that time They couldn't possibly imagine the person they viewed to be their savior as in their opinion some dirty savage middle eastern man so in order to make him popular with the rest of Europe and spread the religion they turned him white So if God's own son wasn't white what's to say the angels up in heaven aren't from multiple races? I think it's just very closed off of Adornetto to only make the angels that we have seen thus far white Would it kill her to make even some part of her book good? Not all people in this world who are right and just are white people And that can be proven by just walking down the street of wherever you live so for her not to include people of other races as angels just makes her seem very naive about how the world actually worksI'll finish the rest of this review later when it's not almost one in the morning But yeah I hated this book with a passion

  5. says:

    Halo is a truly epic tale Set in a dystopian world which has been ravaged by war it follows two people Bethany an angel sent to riot torn Los Angeles to save as many of the remaining citizens as she can and Xavier a damaged boy she struggles to befriend and heal of his emotional wounds As she works another war is brewing this one highly localized and poised to set the city ablaze yet again ruining all of her efforts Oh no wait that's not it Let me try again oh I've got it Halo is a truly epic tale It's the story of Bethany an angel sent to the most distressed areas of the world to destroy demons and her sidekick Xavier a young would be priest who follows in her wake spreading the word of the Lord and doing good wherever he can Together they defeat evil time and time againNo wait that's not it either Hmm but I bet this one is Third time's the charm and all that Halo is the less than inspiring story of a trio of angels who are for some bizarre reason sent to a posh little town called Venus Cove There they live the lives of the rich and self righteous doing little real good except some volunteering The plot follows one of them Bethany on her meandering and melodramatic way into a romance with a human boy named Xavier Eventually some real conflict shows up several hundred pages too late to make the book any good but that's okay; as the author makes clear several times when she gets up on her soapbox this book wasn't written to have any sort of artistic merit It's really just here to preach at you and take your moneyYeah that's the right oneI thought after I finished Hush Hush that I would never hate a book as much as I hated that Well my friends I was wrong Within the space of a few chapters I hated Halo than I have ever hated a story Period No exceptionsThis book is a disaster from start to finish uite literally from the poor grasp on perspective demonstrated on the very first page to the clumsy imbecilic tacked on 'cliffhanger' on the very lastTo be honest though I feel sorry for Alexandra Adornetto Clearly the girl's got some problems Her depiction of girls as obsessed with sex boys and material goods is horrifyingly shallow which suggests to me that she's never really had any close female friends The 'romance' that she writes has disturbing parentchild undertones what with the way Xavier is always nagging Bethany about her safety and what she eats and this and that and the other thing At one point he literally picks up her fork and flies food into her mouth like an indulgent parent That's creepy And I'm not really going to touch on the strange view she has of her own religion or the way she twists it to condemn large swathes of modern society Or the entitlement complex she demonstrates again and again throughout this book seeming completely oblivious to poverty disease and real strifeAlso if she ever grows up and becomes a decent writer which I suppose is still possible at this point this book will hang around her neck like a rock You know those things you wrote when you were a few years younger and less mature the ones that are cringe worthy when you look back on them now? This will be hers except it got published and now everyone can see it How awfulTo be fair this wreck is not just her fault Her parents who are supposedly English teachers have failed her here as she shows again and again she has no command over perspective zero sense of proper pacing complete ineptitude when it comes to characterization and a sloppy style of writing They've also neglected to teach her the cardinal rule of writing anything do your goddamn research firstNo editor with real respect for their work and for fiction should have let this book be published in this state Cheap hacks looking to make a buck off of Edward Cullen fangirls yes But a real editor should have at the very least forced this through many intense revisions until something which vaguely resembled a proper novel was extruded Reading this book makes me wonder what editors are getting paid for these daysBut enough about the people behind the book Let's talk about the book itself specifically its failings of which there are many1 Portrayal of loveIt seemed from my reading of literature that being in love meant becoming the beloved's entire world The rest of the universe paled into insignificance compared to the lovers When they were separated each fell into a melancholy state and only when they were reunited did their hearts start beating again Only when they were together could they really see the colors of the world When they were apart that color leached away leaving everything a hazy grayI'm sorry are you describing love or a drug addiction?This is not love This is obsession And frankly it's a scary thing to read about What's scarier is that here it's being shown as an ideal indeed this exact phenomenon is highlighted in a relationship which is supposed to be so pure and awesome that it's sanctioned by Heaven When Xavier doesn't talk to Bethany for a few days she goes into a withdrawal depression so deep that she loses a drastic amount of weight and ends up looking haggard In just a few days OVER ONE GUY Is she really so incomplete as a person that she can't be healthy without him? One must then ask what the message here is that a woman not in a relationship is not a whole human being? Note that Xavier of course is barely affected by their split because of course only females handle this so badly I hereby direct you to Man Down Proof Beyond a Reasonable Doubt That Women Are Better Cops Drivers Gamblers Spies World Leaders Beer Tasters Hedge Fund Managers and Just About Everything Else in which there is an entire chapter describing studies which show that women actually deal with breakups better than men Of course one of the reasons is that women tend to have better support systems which Bethany does not But I'll probably bring up Bethie and her terrible communication skills later2 Ridiculously privileged protagonistsIn his physical form Gabriel might as well have been a classical sculpture come to life His body was perfectly proportioned and each muscle looked as if it had been sculpted out of the purest marbleMarble muscles gee that's so originalIn her physical form Ivy looked like a Renaissance Madonna with her swanlike neck and pale oval face Like Gabriel she had piercing rain gray eyesThe angels are flawless No really it's said straight out several times they have no flaws They're gorgeous talented have access to all the knowledge of humankind and have magical wings which somehow manage to fold up and sit flat on their backs despite the fact that wings proportionally sized to carry their body weight should probably stretch from over their shoulders to their lower calves even when furled are infinitely full of energy except when they aren't because the plot demands heal easily again except when the plot demands and for their mission on Earth they've been given a huge beautiful expensive house in a privileged small town where one of them teaches at a private Christian school and another one attends itFucking GAG METhere is zero effort made to render them as sympathetic characters probably because that's not what they exist for They're fantasy avatars in a way Bethany is not there to be empathized with in the way you empathize with another person or a well rounded character She's there so that readers can live through her Gabriel and Ivy have no real purpose in the story at all except to act as authority figures sometimes if the plot demands; or to be lax if that's what's reuired and to have some minor rote parts in the 'climax' And we'll talk about Xavier later3 The pathetic nature of the angels' 'heavenly mission'Molly lowered her voice 'There's been robberies and freak accidents all over the place there was a flu epidemic last year and six kids died from it''That's devastating' I said weakly feeling a hollowness in the pit of my stomach I was starting to get a sense of the extent of damage done by the Agents of Darkness and it wasn't looking goodStephenie Fucking Meyer can render a better town in distress than Adornetto can though that's not saying much For all the lip service paid to the trying times Venus Cove is suffering through and the horrible things which have happened there very little that's horrible above and beyond the ordinary actually happens Newsflash accidents happen So do sicknesses And it sucks yeah and it's horrible and tragic of course but it's not something that reuires an angelic intervention Multiple times Adornetto mentions other regions of the world with greater troubles than Venus Cove but she always brushes it off by saying that other angels are there as if that meant it was okay for Bethany to be living the high life slacking on her community service and putting Xavier higher on her list of priorities than Heaven itself No Just no4 The obsession with and then glorification of prom'Are you for real?' Molly's eyes widened 'It's a rite of passage the one event you'll remember your whole life apart from maybe your wedding It's the whole shebang limos outfits hot partners dancing It's our one night to act like princesses'However with only two weeks left until the senior prom all social service projects were temporarily abandoned The mood of the girls at school was bordering on obsessiveShe was imagining the start of the prom when couples would make their entrance together and have their photos professionally taken Turning up alone would be tantamount to social suicideSome groups had arrived in limos and chauffeur driven cars while others had opted for the double decker party bus which now pulled in carrying its jubilant passengersTables were set up around the room covered in white linen and set with fine china At the back of the room the band was tuning their instruments Waiters bustled around us carrying trays of nonalcoholic punchI'm willing to make allowances for the fact that not everyone's prom was like mine but still this is too much I'm also willing to make allowances for the fact that Alexandra Adornetto is not American and therefore cannot be expected to have experienced an American prom However I supremely doubt that anyone's been to a prom like this If your evening did consist of live music waiters china table settings limos and the threat of social suicide if you arrived partnerless please inform me Until someone does I'm going to stick to my gunsNeither have I know any dance to be so all important that it was the focus of such intense obsession Again Adornetto imagines girls to be terribly shallow which I as a girl find deeply insultingI've read just about enough of these types of things Everyone thinks prom is the event of the year not to be missed at all cost where everything important happens and that's just not true Maybe someday I'll write a novel where the heroine goes to the dance not with her true love but with a group of friends and they rock out and have a great time anyway It doesn't take a significant other to make a dance enjoyable after all5 The soapboxingWe thought of technology as a sort of corrupting influence promoting antisocial behavior and detracting from family values Our home was a place where we spent time with one another not whiling away time shopping on the Internet or watching mindless television programs'Well I was interested in design for a while but that was let's say discouraged''Why's that?''Isn't considered a serious career is it? The idea of having invested all this money into my education only to have it end in unemployment doesn't thrill my parents''What about what you want?''Sometimes parents know best'He seemed to accept the decisions made by his parents with good grace happy to be guided by their expectationsListen up Adornetto That first uote alone makes me hate you and also marks you as a hypocrite I'm willing to bet you didn't type this pathetic excuse for a book on a typewriter let alone handwriting it No doubt you use e mail I'd be shocked if you never watched TV And yet you still have this close minded archaic offensive attitude towards something that yes can be a great distraction but importantly can be one of the greatest tools at the modern person's disposalThough if you have an aversion to the internet that would explain why you didn't do any research BACK BACK FOUL DEMONS OF GOOGLE TARNISH NOT HER UNSULLIED ENTITLEMENT RAVAGE HER NOT WITH YOUR FEARFUL FACTSAs for the second one well I'm just going to leave that there6 The sick sick relationship between Bethany and XavierI had been uiet for so long absorbed in my fantasy of being stranded on a secluded island somewhere in the Carribean or held captive on a pirate ship waiting for Xavier to come and rescue me that it seemed they had temporarily forgotten I was thereMolly was a realist and held the view that friendships had to take a backseat when relationships started especially if the relationship was as intense as mine and Xavier'sI knew that if the assignment slipped my mind Xavier would complete it for me and hand it in without my knowledgeHe became fiercely protective whenever anybody he didn't approve of came within a two foot radius of me'I'm serious I hope you realize you can't lecture me about safety ever again' I said'Babe injuries are inevitable It's all part of the game You can play nurse afterward if you like''I'm an idiot I know' Xavier cut in 'Letting you go to the prom with Jake I guess I had too much faith in you'Bethany is a fucking celestial being She acts like a two year old Her dependence on Xavier is so near total that it is deeply disturbing the above rescue fantasies and assignment finishing are only the tip of the iceberg And putting the relationship above friends? Letting Xavier chase off people he didn't approve of? Does that not sound a little bit like the symptoms of emotional abuse? Oh it's not portrayed that way but that's what it would look like to another character who was paying attention Xavier controlling who Bethany gets to know telling her to avoid some people without explanations taking precedence over everyone else she knows His double standards are annoying too he's allowed to be protective of Bethany but she has no say about anything that happens to him and isn't justified in being worried when he's actually injured Also he calls her 'babe' I swear if any man refers to me in that way he'll get a swift knee to the family jewels it's unspeakably insultingOh and there's the fact that apparently he 'let' her go to the prom with Jake Like she didn't have the freedom to make that choice for herself And then he has the gall to not let her explain the circumstances treating her like she has nothing worthwhile to say to him even though she's the only one who knows what happened Bethany of course instead of getting angry at her asshat boyfriend goes home and gets all mopy See aboveThis whole situation is just wrongThree uotes just becauseI had to admit that it was fairly stylish as far as uniforms went The dress was a flattering pale blue with a pleated front and a white Peter Pan collar With it we were reuired to wear knee high cotton socks brown buckle up shoes and a navy blazer with the school crest emblazoned in gold on the breast pocket Ivy had bought me pale blue and white ribbons which she now weaved deftly into my braidsI'd listened in on the prayers of teenage girls and most of them centered on being accepted by the 'popular' crowd and finding a boyfriend who played on the rugby team'Meaning that the human and the divine were never meant to merge If it happened I believe the angel would lose his or her divinity There could be no redemption after such a transgression''And the human?''The human would never be able to return to normal existence''Why?' I asked'Because the experience would surpass all human experiences' Ivy explainedAngel sex guys It'll blow your mind and then ruin your life Just one thing they're perfect atI could never in good conscience recommend this book to anyone but if you're looking for snark bait this is a doozy Also if you're an aspiring writer who wants to learn how not to do it this could be useful But ye gods if you're genuinely searching for a good read stay as far away as possible

  6. says:

    dnf like 90 something %i want to die than i've ever wanted to die before

  7. says:

    Given some practice in character and plot development experience with real relationships and some life perspective it's possible this 18 year old author might produce an interesting book at some point As it stands however it's unreasonable to expect the average teenager to tackle such weighty subjects as love and evil and faith and redemption with any convincing measure of depth or insight

  8. says:

    Edit June 2011Mac Mcclelland is a humanitaries journalist who experienced PTSD after working with rape survivors in Haiti She was never sexually assaulted but nevertheless experienced panic attacks sickness and got drunk every night in order to deal with it Afterwards she went through a tough period She and her fellow journalists who go to 'hot zones' like Haiti Egypt Syria and Lybia are under enormous pressure and are reluctant to report cases of sexual and physical abuse because of the victim blaming society likes to dish out on them As in Why did they go there if they are so hot? In her article she talks about PTSD how difficult it was how she used violent sex to ease the worst of it and how afterwards she got up went to crisis zones to do her job reporting cases of sexual abuse on a daily basisShe's my new personal heroI'm brining this up because with women like this in the world I think God's servants can do better than knit mittens and walk the neighbor's dog In fact there is just no excuse for the uselessness of the angels in this book It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you hear of teen geniuses you take the info with a lot of doubt After all ours is a society that encourages children to succeed from day one probably because their parents need the valediction as soon as possible so the media is all too happy to raise a hype over some young singer or writer It's also very likely that the hype is raised because of the person's age not the uality of their art You can say that teenagers lack certain experiences and interactions outside their own social strata which no amount of emotional maturity can make up for Knowing all this I knew full well that I would have to take the outrage directed towards Alexandra Adornetto's Halo with a grain of salt After all she wrote this when she was seventeen? Eighteen? You can hardly expect Nobel prize worthy prose can you? Surely if I took things into consideration that book wouldn't be so badWell I read the book and my brother read parts of it with me We both reached a conclusion The said conclusion is not fit to be heard in polite companyBecause here's the thing my poor readers even when I disregard the fact that this book reeks of juvenile kiddiness the story is boring No Boring In bold and italics because I need to emphasize it this badly I don't always read amazing books and I confess I have plenty of guilty pleasure reads something I can turn to like comfort food only it's much merciful on my waistline I can forgive anything as long as the story keeps me entertained Halo fails to do so for several reasonsOne there is no story worthy problem If you read Les Edgerton's Hooked you know that this is the most essential thing in a story the thing that drives it forward Usually it's something related the the character's growth Edgerton uses Thelma and Louise as an example and it's loosely connected to the surface problems Halo does no such thing the book consists of Bethany and Xavier falling in love or talking about being in love and that's it Some demons get involved halfway through but they barely make a serious impact In the end our protagonist ends up just as she started off as And the love story let's talk about that for a moment I do realize that teenage girls or angels in this case tend to get a little obsessed with the idea I am one after all but aren't there usually reasons why you fall in love? Lust that's easy For love to get mixed up in matters you need to feel something than a deep appreciation for your boyfriend's hair am I not right? my brother's nodding by the way You need to have something in common personal interests or goals or at the least a saint like tolerance for the other's flaws I'm not saying that you need to be completely compatible hell no But it would have been interesting to see Bethany and Xavier actually work on falling in love and fighting to keep what they have as opposed to having problems solved for them and the ever so convenient 'love at first sight' bull The second problem is that this book seems bent on breaking every single writing rule there is out there We have infodumps in lieu of a back story being told not shown things clothing and decor descriptions abound let's be honest readers have enough brain cells and imagination to picture the scenes in their heads that's why they pick up books instead of using the lazier approach of TV or movie theaters If it's not relevant to the plot don't write it It makes up for much smoother readingFinally the characters I think that Adornetto practically brought down the guillotine on this story by making her characters perfect That's the word Bethany uses to describe herself and her siblings perfect I get it that they're angels but we readers don't want perfect characters A perfect character means an unrelatable character As readers we like to see someone who makes the same mistakes as we do and gets out of the mess by being a better person Bethany being perfect means that she will not change nor will she see the need to adapt to Xavier And Xavier I really feel sorry for the guy but on that laterThe really ridiculous part is that Bethany is hardly perfect She acts like she is but well it's pretty hard to feel for her when she uietly criticizes people for their dress make up or lifestyle choices but gets sour when her boyfriend gets a concussion and can't take her to prom I mean really now Can an obnoxious heroine still be likeable? Sure Alona Dare from The Ghost and the Goth is a good example of how to write a character like that The problem here is that Alona knows what she wants and goes for it aware that there are conseuences but willing to face them Bethany neither considers what she does beforehand nor is she willing to face the music when the time comes She is irresponsible and comes off as selfish and uncaring How then are we supposed to like her?The thing about this book that gets the most bile and outrage though is that uote For this evening at least feminist philosophy had been abandoned and the girls like fairy tale princesses let themselves be lead up the flight of steps into the foyer I kinda get what Adornetto was trying to say here but what gets my goat is how she worded it Feminism is a huge word one that encompasses a lot of different ideas and theories and it would be irresponsible to just throw it around like that The only context in which the statement would make sense is that all the girls in Bethany's school adhere to that feminist movement which says that in order to be feminist you have to give up on being feminine EDIT No you know what I changed my mind That statement is stupid In fact it is downright offensive because1 Feminism doesn't exclude men it's a biological impossibility to seperate women from men which is why it is necessary for both sexes to work together to get rid of sexism in our society 2 Feminism has brought us a lot of good things the right to vote the right to choose what happens to your body the right not to be raped in marriage and why yes the right to higher education and work Interesting how Adornetto would have published this crap if it weren't for generations of feminists fighting for all this stuff she clearly takes for granted Also I cannot help but notice the motherloving irony of Adornetto uoting Beyoncé fucking Beyoncé in a book that is supposed to promote Christian moralities and blatantly shuns feminism did she just happen not to realize that a majority of Beyoncé's songs are about how she's angry at a guy about how men are useless and promoting female empowerment through dancing around half naked? In fact it seems to me that the girls in Halo are fans of that school of thought which defines female empowerment as treating men like objects without any substance or depth Including Bethany Not once did I ever hear her describe Xavier in terms that were not connected to his physical appearance or his usefulness as a protector I don't know who I should be mad at Bethany for being so dependent on a guy or Xavier for letting her siblings talk him into taking her back So what? He doesn't trust her when she says Jake forced himself on her but then she takes him back without so much as a nod in that direction? Am I the only person who sees this as a major problem in that relationship? If he doesn't trust her and doesn't let her speak in her defence it shows clearly how dysfunctional their relationship is And all it takes is an I'm sorry I love you for her to take him back?Bullshit You wanna know how a genuine conversation would have sounded like? You didn't treat me like someone you cared about You were an asshole to put it nicely I understand why you were angry But now you've raised a lot of doubt Is this how you fight? Loud and scary and mean with no respect? Relationships hit speed bumps People argue Couples fight How do I know this won't happen again?I paused inviting him to answer this timeI can't promise that I'll never yell again he said softly I'm not perfect He laughed dryly ObviouslyWhen I didn't say anything he kept going I can tell you that I don't yell often but I do tend to spout off without thinking Sometimes I say things I regret It's a bad habit and I'll try to work on it with you I promise you that I will never argue with you in public again and I won't storm off without letting you have your say You deserve than that You deserve everythingYou set an awful high standard for me to meet I continued wincing a little at the look on his face I knew that he was sorry that was obvious Sorry and apparently a little oblivious Sorry wasn't the issue any Too good to be true Capable of destroying your whole world How am I supposed to live up to that? Will it always be like this when I screw up? Because I'm going to screw up too justaskalice Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry ch 22 That was from a Twilight fanfic Do the mathFinally all I have to say is this clearly the author of this book is going to grow and develop We can only hope that her writing will get better However that does not change the fact that this book had nothing to keep my attention nor incite me to read the seuel The heroine enranged me beyond words we live in a society where sexism and violence against women are a daily occurrence we don't need angels in Heaven supporting that turns to brother Got anything else to say bro? Finally it doesn't matter how young you are and how long the book you wrote is if it's not good don't publish it

  9. says:

    My GOD how could anyone possibly finish this piece of crap? xx I gave up after several chapters because it was just so bad Not even the funny kind of bad Just plain bad It took a while for my brain cells to heal fullyI'll continue this book once giant unicorns poop out chocolate flavored rainbows from the sky while wearing tutus and singing Born This Way

  10. says:

    More of my reviews can be found at Flipping Through the PagesA taxi I caught recently had the craziest driver I have ever met The minute I got in the taxi he asked me if I was interested in politics I said yes I've studied it and I still try to keep up with the latest He took that as an invitation to start preaching to me about the political party that he supports He gave me the party's newspaper in which this political party compares the UEEN to HITLER They also have the nerve to say that the ueen is worse than Hitler and wants to kill off everybody because YOU ARE 70% CARBON AND SHE HAS APPROVED THE INTRODUCTION OF THE CARBON TAX Everything this taxi driver said to me was solely his opinion and the opinion of the preachy ridiculous newspaper which wasn't my belief I felt the same sort of thing happened whilst reading Halo As an athiest I do not mind if somebody is religious or has different beliefs to me However the moment that somebody starts preaching their religion to me I'm not interested I just don't want to hear it This book was EXTREMELY preachy and I'd like to apologise to my stepmum and Dad for random outbursts of frustration and laughterSo Halo follows three angels who have been sent to Earth to combat dark forces Excuse me but what dark forces? The plot of this novel was non existent and consisted of info dumps about nothing and long boring descriptions of everything Every single character was flat and boring Bethany was the single worst heroine I have EVER come across Worse than Nora Bella and Luce put together She had the personality of a pole and the wits of a Barbie doll She could not do anything by herself she constantly clung to Xavier and thought about him when they were apart for 5 minutes She also couldn't bear to watch the news for fear of seeing something bad What the fuck would she do if she was shoved in the middle of a war zone instead of VENUS COVE where a few people have died of illness and some chick had a car crashXavier was an overprotective boring popular guy with ALMOND shaped eyes and WALNUT hair anyone else thinking that the author likes nuts? who did nothing but want to hang around Bethany and protect her I'm sorry but this is not a healthy relationship If my boyfriend wanted me to spend every waking moment together and if we got to the point that we felt like we would rather die than be without eachother for an hour then I think we'd have a problem Wanting to do that and just wanting to touch smell hear see taste the other person constantly is not love This is a major problem Seems to me the author was a teenager when she wrote this who had been raised perfectly has parents who are still together went to a private school and was published at an extremely young age and therefore has very unrealistic ideas as to what is evil what is good and about the world in general Also Bethany should have fallen but she doesn't view spoilerbecause her great power is LOVE Yes kissing your boyfriend can SAVE THE WORLD hide spoiler

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Halo by Alexandra Adornetto

REVIEW Halo by Alexandra Adornetto

Venus Cove est une petite ville tranuille et sans histoire en apparence C'est là ue trois anges sont envoyés du Paradis Gabriel l'archange guerrier ; Ivy la guérisseuse ; et la jeune Beth Ils ont pour mission de protéger la ville contre les forces d. One star for unintentional comedy And that is all Geometric Dimensioning And Tolerancing: Self Study Workbook petite ville tranuille et sans histoire en apparence C'est là ue trois anges sont envoyés du Paradis Gabriel l'archange guerrier ; Ivy la guérisseuse ; et la jeune Beth Ils ont Moksha: Writings on Psychedelics & the Visionary Experience pour mission de Breaking into Information Security: Learning the Ropes 101 protéger la ville contre les forces d. One star for unintentional comedy And that is all

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U mal Se faisant passer pour des humains ils s'appliuent à dissimuler leur véritable nature et surtout leurs superbes ailes Mais leur secret est menacé lorsue la moins expérimentée et la plus humaine des trois anges Beth envoyée au lycée tombe am. dnf like 90 something %i want to die than i've ever wanted to die before Tomorrow Will Be Different: Love, Loss, and the Fight for Trans Equality passer The Devious Duchess pour des humains ils s'appliuent à dissimuler leur véritable nature et surtout leurs superbes ailes Mais leur secret est menacé lorsue la moins expérimentée et la Geometric Dimensioning And Tolerancing: Self Study Workbook plus humaine des trois anges Beth envoyée au lycée tombe am. dnf like 90 something %i want to die than i've ever wanted to die before

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Oureuse du beau Xavier Woods Osera t elle braver les lois divines en laissant libre cours à son amour Pire les anges découvrent u'ils ne sont pas la seule présence surnaturelle à Venus Cove Jake un nouveau venu s'intéresse d'un peu trop près à Be. My GOD how could anyone possibly finish this piece of crap xx I gave up after several chapters because it was just so bad Not even the funny kind of bad Just plain bad It took a while for my brain cells to heal fullyI'll continue this book once giant unicorns poop out chocolate flavored rainbows from the sky while wearing tutus and singing Born This Way