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Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant

Donny OMalley ½ 2 Read

Oned above It’s written for Enlisted guysOfficers who are brave enough to read will either cry themselves to sleep jerk themselves off to Donny's picture or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the bookMy moto boner is still raging strong and I read this book three days ago I'm certain that my dick is going to explode and I really don't care because this book was that fucking good Marine I served with858 555 5555 Hey bro that's my wife's phone number You can fuck her whenever you want just wear a condom and try not to blow anywhere near the face I understand mistakes happen but do your best Thanks for writing the book I really needed that Marine I never served withJust wanted to say that your book is cracking me up I think the people on the subway think I'm nuts because I can't stop uncontrollably laughing I think I crack up because I know your jabroni ass and know that the shit you write about that is going on in your head is true no bullshit You are completely fucked up in the good way If people were to uestion if you were making this up I could say that it's no bullshit because I spent enough time. I COULDN'T STOP READING OR LAUGHING As a Combat Marine with multiple tours in different theaters of operation I have experienced both the terror and tedium of warfare Hours of boredom broken up by moments of exhilaration and adrenaline O'Malley writes of the hilarity that ensues when Marines find themselves in a combat zone when garrison suddenly breaks out I found his chapters hilarious and the epilogue at the end of each one honoring a fallen warrior and their chosen method of extract particularly poignant O'Malley is simultaneously irreverent in his prose and reverent in his tributes to those who couldn't outrun their demons His message is clear We can survive if we maintain our devotion to one another and the dark inappropriate humor of his book makes for the perfect catalyst Looking out for a fellow warrior is part of the legacy we inherit by becoming Marines If you don't have the strength for the burdens you bear call a buddy they're always right there

Summary Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant

With you to know that you beat off 10 times a day I slept above you on ship and heard you beating dick all the time Fuck it what man doesn't beat off constantlyIt's raw and honest Like you said as professional as all of us try to be officers especially deep down we are fuckin animals neanderthals who just love pussy and talking about sucking dick in a gay way and when we get the chance killing bad guys Anyone who denies that other than maybe the Col is a fuckin liarPS your description of Major Dyce is spot on fuckin moron Someone should have blew him up Lieutenant I served withA message from the author This book is a reach around to all enlisted and a FUCK YOU to every Officer who has ever written a politically correct full of shit “I’m a great leader” book about combat Every single one of those fucking jerkoffs wrote a book for civilians that not a single enlisted guy ever gave two shits about The truth is that Marines love killing than they love pussy; they fantasize about mowing down insurgents with a 240 on post while 70 virgins take turns blowing themThis is who we are and I’m sick and tired of nerdy ass book writers hiding our reality from the publ. Sick individualyet brilliantUnfortunately I was one of those civilians living under a rockI was completely naive to the rate at which veterans are committing suicide This book really helped bring the issue to light for me I love what Donny is doing to advocate this serious issue and I am glad he's doing so in a way that is catered to those affected It's refreshing to see him expose himself to show that regardless of the rank he relates to everything that others went through and isn't afraid to put it all out there

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A Marine Infantry Officer confesses his lust for killing and fucking everything in sight his desire to beat his boss's face in and frag the battalion staff his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines his burning desire to win a game of gay chicken at all costs his personal mission to nail the combat reporter who joined his unit his sexual arousal at the sight of ED Enemy Death and his inability to take serious things seriously; while planning and executing the last combat operation of his deployment in Afghanistan; a nighttime helicopter raid named Operation Branding Iron Part 21A Continued from National Geographic's Battlefield AfghanistanThis is undoubtedly the most honest and raw account of an Officer's thoughts and actions during combat that has ever been written After publishing this book Donny O'Malley's job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martialSenior officer's will slam him military historians will be shocked and all civilians will be 100% certain he's psychoticFortunately the book is written for the opposite of those menti. This book was written by an admitted deranged disgusting immature narcissist That he's willing to admit as much tells you you'll get a raw uncensored but honest and realistic work It's the funniest piece I've read in some time and the first to make me laugh and remind me of the ludicrous irony of war since Joseph Helller's Catch 22 Many civilians will find this book offensive but I think readers need to understand O'Malley is writing about how things were from the view of a young Marine placed in an impossibly contradictory situation His perspective isn't always reality he admits as much in his postscript regarding the reporter but it is his reality and the reader is given his perspective in all its deranged twisted and horny glory He leaves nothing out even the parts that should have been they were also the funniestAs for O'Malley he should probably be committed or run for Congress


About the Author: Donny OMalley

I was born accidentally in ueens New York to Irish and Colombian Catholic immigrants My strict Roman Catholic altar boy upbringing set me up for an unconventional life of deviance discipline sex violence parties adventure and service to othersIt’s a weird combo I knowAfter many years spent as a shy timid insecure easily bullied nerd; I grew into the narcissistic outgoing overconf



10 thoughts on “Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant

  1. says:

    I just noticed all the fake reviews for this book They all have headings most in bold What a coincidence It wouldn't be the author who bigs up himself no end in the book doing it would it? Nah lol It fitsThis is the second sentence of the book in the preface Correction anything else in life except for fresh warm vagina cold vagina sucks It's not exactly a hook but then after a bit reducing women to pussy that doesn't pay the bills he makes it very clear that the book isn't for me and normal good hearted American citizens will look at me like I'm psychotic Making this exciting for me is that I don't give one flying fuck what they think because when it comes to the opinions of anyone who is not a door kicking minesweeping chain smoking Ripit chugging gun wielding body slaying combat veteran I give ZERO FUCKSAfter all I;m not writing for themI write for Enlisted Marines Sailors and SoldiersOk so I thought well that's just him mouthing off Let's move on to the Introduction which beings My masseuse was not the slightest bit attractive although it's hard to say for sure Every guy knows that for 10 minutes after jerking off nothing in the world is attractiveAfter a fake joke about Nazis and Jews which was designed to be in bad taste but failed even that there is another mention of women There was also a big shopping center located on the base with a nail salon for all the fat disgusting Air Force females Some meandering about how he is desperate to get his hands on a woman as he hasn't had sex for five days and is looking for a masseuse who will give him a hand job as he's fed up with masturbation Next he says in Thailand you couldn't go anywhere without women begging to do it for a few dollars he says the only really offensive thing I figured that every woman in a foreign country working on a United States military base had an entrepreneurial spirit and a knack for stroking cocksHe says it all Women are nothing not even women soldiers they are just worthless unless they are selling themselves to him I'm sure he's always had to pay for sex This goes on and and on all this stuff about blowing his load on a woman on massage parlours etc I was willing to put up with this until we got to the nitty gritty of his service abroad being a man and defending his country but I didn't make it it was just of the same My overriding feeling reading this book is that it is boring It's all too fake it's too calculated to offend enough to get a certain kind of person to think this is just brilliantly funny male bonding stuff give him five stars give him the SSS And if that's how you feel about the book you and I have totally different senses of humour I like things that are funny and you think it's funny to hear about reducing all women to either fat and ugly or whores Different strokes for different folks And I wonder if you who find it funny are kind of nodding in identification with the author because you too have to pay women for your strokes DNFof course


  2. says:

    This book was written by an admitted deranged disgusting immature narcissist That he's willing to admit as much tells you you'll get a raw uncensored but honest and realistic work It's the funniest piece I've read in some time and the first to make me laugh and remind me of the ludicrous irony of war since Joseph Helller's Catch 22 Many civilians will find this book offensive but I think readers need to understand O'Malley is writing about how things were from the view of a young Marine placed in an impossibly contradictory situation His perspective isn't always reality he admits as much in his postscript regarding the reporter but it is his reality and the reader is given his perspective in all its deranged twisted and horny glory He leaves nothing out even the parts that should have been they were also the funniestAs for O'Malley he should probably be committed or run for Congress


  3. says:

    If Generation Kill Had Been Written by Sterling ArcherAnyone who's a fan of the show Archer will know what I mean in the headline Those who have served as a combat Soldier or Marine will at least privately acknowledge that this work is in many ways a refraction of our own deployments This is easily the only book on modern warfare in existence that is completely raw and open about the types of twisted thoughts that go through the minds of those asked to do the insane under asinine conditions while trying to keep from going completely mad I read this in a single afternoon and only momentarily paused from laughing my backside off as Capt O'Malley punctuates each chapter with the name of a Marine who committed suicide Having recently lost my best friend a fellow Soldier to suicide this resonated with meThose looking for a book on self righteous heroism or patriotic garble that will somehow justify what we had to do look elsewhere Rather this is an expose on all of the gritty raw inappropriate and downright raunchy thoughts that went through our minds constantly yet we're too embarrassed to admit Make no mistake this book is extremely vulgar and will doubtless make many uncomfortable It is also a uick read which I breezed through in a few hours while all the while hearing the story told through Sterling Archer's voice in my head The story is less of a narrative about a combat mission in Afghanistan but rather a confession of every embarrassing thought and action told in sordid detail that will resonate with most combat veterans Part of the appeal is that it comes from an officer proving that they are human and in many ways just as or jacked up like the rest of usVeterans get ready to laugh your backsides off Non veterans if you read this book please don't judge too harshly


  4. says:

    It all started with some hot guys in undiesSo a few days ago my fairly mundane day started with the usual morning Facebook news feed scroll Lo and behold I was bedazzled by pictures of half naked bronzed gladiators traipsing around Califor ni a in hot pants Hello boysInterest immediately piued what can I say I'm shallow i spent a good ten minutes scruitinizing the pics before feeling guilty and scrolling back up to read the text accompanying pics of said hot guys yay for me I read 22 with 22 for the 22Awareness for the 22 ex military suicides a dayAfter some unashamed Facebook stalking I eventually came across the opportunity to lay down some hard earned dosh for the privilege of reading this literary gem I decided to sacrifice my daily Starbucks coffee and strapped myself in for a ride with Captain O'Malley whom I will now proceed to refer to as Captain O After the number of times he has described his masturbating exploits I feel I know him well enough to give him a nicknameLet me be completely upfront and say I'm a civilian with a capital C I don't live in the US of Ashock horror and I don't know what an IED is other than it should definitely be kept out of reach of children Shamefully I started skipping over the geological locations in the book after unsuccessfully trying to pronounce the first few and I have no idea if a sergeant is higher ranked than a lieutenantI have no one to blame but myself for my lack of military knowledge i eventually googled IED improvised explosive device atta girl I dived into this book fully aware that the intended audience was for men who fired machine guns at people for a living and not humble old me who has never even seen a gun much less fired oneThat being said the book reached my hot little hands and after reading it I thought it might be interesting for a review perspective from a reader who has never owned a pair of army fatigues much less walked in formationI'll leave the actual details of the story aside This review is not a critiue about a great plot or believability I'm not ualified to comment on the accuracy of military operations and I have to take the word of Captain O that it all happens as he saysWhat I will say though is that by reading his story I was given a detailed sincere and brutal glimpse into the mind of a grunt I already feel I've halfway enlisted by using that termReaders should be aware the words Fck Gay and Dck are used times in the first chapter than a best seller gay erotica novel and if I never have to read the words sopping wet puy again it'll be to soon The jury's still out on whether Captain O is a misogynistist all female characters are either referred to as ugly or a hole to plow and Marines are described as so constantly horny I half expecteddreaded a chapter on the raping and pillaging of local women as spoils of war I mean goats were mentionedThankfully it was all about enemy heads being blown off and masturbating in porta loos Just wholesome bedtime readingReaders should also be warned that the Afghan locals are mostly described in this book as ungrateful untrained untrustworthy and unattractive Try to get past the seeming racism Captain O certainly has and is unapologetic in his descriptionsButI'll admit the book made me laugh at times It was well written some parts better than others and I felt Captain O's message of brotherhood clearly stood outMost importantly it unexpectedly gave me an educationA few years ago a Wiki leaks scandal splashed across the news about American soldiers laughing it up in helicopters whilst shooting down humans like a video game It made me sickAfter reading this book I see the flip sideWho am I to judge what becomes of a man's humanity after being thrust into the horrors of war How would my psyche cope after being ordered to take life after life then getting up the next day to do it again losing friends and limbs Who knows? I may have started seeing those desperate humans running down the street as pixelated targetsThis book had the power to give me a different perspective on things a warrior's perspective and that's why I'm giving this book four stars plus the author is a man that laughs hysterically whilst standing over the bodies of his slain enemies I'm not piing him off in this lifetime or the nextIf you want a laugh aren't too sensitive or easily offended and want to take a stab at being in a Marine's pants oops I mean shoes for a short time my bad give this book a go and see if it doesn't change your point of view just that little bit


  5. says:

    My favorite book in the world


  6. says:

    I COULDN'T STOP READING OR LAUGHING As a Combat Marine with multiple tours in different theaters of operation I have experienced both the terror and tedium of warfare Hours of boredom broken up by moments of exhilaration and adrenaline O'Malley writes of the hilarity that ensues when Marines find themselves in a combat zone when garrison suddenly breaks out I found his chapters hilarious and the epilogue at the end of each one honoring a fallen warrior and their chosen method of extract particularly poignant O'Malley is simultaneously irreverent in his prose and reverent in his tributes to those who couldn't outrun their demons His message is clear We can survive if we maintain our devotion to one another and the dark inappropriate humor of his book makes for the perfect catalyst Looking out for a fellow warrior is part of the legacy we inherit by becoming Marines If you don't have the strength for the burdens you bear call a buddy they're always right there


  7. says:

    Sick individualyet brilliantUnfortunately I was one of those civilians living under a rockI was completely naive to the rate at which veterans are committing suicide This book really helped bring the issue to light for me I love what Donny is doing to advocate this serious issue and I am glad he's doing so in a way that is catered to those affected It's refreshing to see him expose himself to show that regardless of the rank he relates to everything that others went through and isn't afraid to put it all out there


  8. says:

    Fun honest and disgustingThis book is not for the faint of heart it was written by a service member for service membersI'm going to be honest I am a civilian But some of the people I'm closest too in the world did This is book is like hanging with them I'm glad I took the time to read it and hope that Donny writes another one soon


  9. says:

    AwesomeIf every officer were like Captain O'Malley every Marine would stay in for 50 years Great book with a really inspiring message Full of maturity and charm


  10. says:

    I loved this book not only because I am a Marine Corps Veteran myself who was in Operation Enduring Freedom Afghan but because the descriptions of Marines in this book are without a doubt true I may not have been a grunt but was around many men and it was hilarious and always laughing and smiling during horrible situations would help to keep your mind off of things that are out of your control Between every chapter is a dedication to an Infantryman who has lost the mental battle and committed suicide Reading those alone has made me want to reach out and get closer with my fellow Marines that I have lost contact with throughout the years


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